The Real Introduction that's not Fake

Hello, this is Clarissa. Remind me to kill Lily for her "Introduction" later. (Seriously, I can do that. Not only do I know three different ways to get to her house, but I'm also a NCIS addict, so I know 30 different ways to kill someone without leaving any Forensic evidence. Don't believe me, and you obviouly haven't seen the show. (Lily says that last part makes me sound like a serial killer, but don't worry. I'm all about smiley faces and hugging kittens.))

So You may be asking: What is this blog going to be about? Well, this blog is for the exceptionally awkward, totally awesome and partially psychotic people that can only be defined as...nerds. That's right, I'm talking about you: readers, writers and people who edit Wikipedia for fun. It will consist of:

-rants
-book talk
-utter nonsense
-biblical wisdom
-not really

A little more about us: "According to Plan" is written by me (Clarissa) and my friend Lily. It's a nice balance; she's on the brink of insanity, and I'm, well... not going to be a hobo when I grow up. We were brought together by our tales of woe, hatred of bad grammar, and unhealthy obsession with fictional men. We're just trying to give back to the virtual community by taking up unnecessary megabytes.

Honestly,we're not really expecting any readers. (If you're reading this: good for you! You know you're wasting your time, right?) But hey, this is mostly to entertain our friends anyway. (Or in Lily's case, herself. The poor pathetic soul.) So... here's to the beginning?

We'll see.

Ok, I need to go restock on chocolate.

~Clarissa